Archive for April, 2006
30 April, 2006 | No comments
meow
on behalf of my kitty kat who sits on my lap while i type with his hands gently resting on my arms nuzzling me… on behalf of that particular kitty kat… I am giving a shout out to all the real kitty kats by tossing a laid back “meow” your way
28 April, 2006 | 1 comment
The BEST part of Vegas
… is leaving
16 April, 2006 | 4 comments
Smoking Stephen
This is an article from The Smoking Gun re: whatever happened to the guy that hit me… The Smoking Gun got the dish
A star of MTV’s “Real World” series just pleaded guilty in Los Angeles to swiping a car, but still has to face separate charges stemming from his arrest last year for, of all things, prostitution. Stephen Williams, 23, pleaded guilty yesterday (3/28) to taking a 1988 Toyota Camry without the owner’s consent
Williams entered his plea to a reduced misdemeanor count in Compton Municipal Court and was sentenced to three years probation and 30 days in the L.A. Men’s Central Jail, according to this sheriff’s record. When LAPD cops arrested Williams, a cast member in the “Real World” series set in Seattle and a recent participant in MTV’s “Real World/Road Rules Challenge,” they discovered he was wanted for failing to make court appearances related to a January 2001 arrest on two misdemeanor counts.
According to the criminal complaint filed against Williams by the L.A. City Attorney , he got popped for hustling in Hollywood, with police alleging that he “entered vehicle” in furtherance of his solicitation bid (said car apparently being operated by an undercover cop). The second misdemeanor rap charges Williams with loitering in a public place “with the intent to commit prostitution.” Williams has a court date scheduled for April 15, according to the below sheriff’s record. According to MTV’s web site, Williams “works as a talent booker and on-air talent” for Hacho.com, an Internet radio/audio site. But the defunct site’s owner, David Zendzian, told TSG that Williams never worked there and that he has not seen Williams in 18 months.
Among many grating “Real World” personalities, Williams distinguished himself as the only one to actually strike a fellow castmate. The 6′ 2″ Williams was filmed smacking diminutive Irene McGee in the head after she told him, “A marriage between you and I would never work out. You know that. You’re a homosexual.” Williams responded, “You think I’m a homo?”
The clip of that unsettling incident has been played ad nauseum on MTV, which apparently considers the 1998 confrontation a high point of its reality TV canon.
13 April, 2006 | 1 comment
no one’s doing their taxes
… oh my I THOUGHT today was the 14th but it’s only the 13th so I have like a whole ‘nother twenty four hours to panic and call my friend Nick and beg him to help a sis out! Nick is an actor, a thesbian if you will… and he will… and he wants to, but it’s a mean dirty harsh competitive world down there in L.A. the only repreave being Nick’s charming smile (really check out his website - there is a large picture of a guy - inset with smaller version of the same guy - both guys are Nick THATis how unbelievable of an actor he is…
Speaking of taxes - my friend Gregg down in LA is in a band called Taxi Doll and the only reason I am mentioning Gregg is not because he could possibly do my taxes but because I thought I would blend in all things tax related and friend promotional into one blog…
oh and when you have time to spare (after you do your taxes of course) go mess around on archive.org and get lost in “The Way Back” machine. The site takes a snapshot of everything on the web every two months so we have a history ever since…. try and guess… oops guess again… 1996. pretty crazy. They have music and movies and if you search me my early attempts at creating my own website which Brewster Kahle the founder of The Internet Archive said is very common… the first search inevitably is the ego search he said. The podcast with his interview will be up in the next few days in the meantime carve out eight hours and get lost playing. Yes, you CAN watch Duck and Cover the infamous film from 1951 teaching children what to do if the big one ever hit. Trippy to watch this stuff so check it out!
Oh and let’s all pre-thank Nick for doing my taxes. What a great actor.
1 April, 2006 | 2 comments
Oh Blah Dee Oh Blah Da
Life goes on… The paypal thing is working so well it falls right under the N1L catagory of attempts and we’ll have to call it “No One’s Donating”
I have a great PR idea for George Clooney et al… I think there should be a celebrity sperm bank.
Could you imagine the Oprah holiday show that would ignite? Right after giving away a sorbet maker and a robot vacuum washer drier… (because you know how Miss Winfrey likes to keep the gifts household and/or beauty related) so when she whips out the “electric turkey baster” the women in the audience will be crying and hugging and jumping up and down while the Oprah elves start handing out boxes which presumably are empty (I mean I assume they just get gift certificates to go to the stores or mail in rebates or something…) and then she’ll say, “Now I knew you gals would get excited over a turkey baster… but that excited? It ain’t nothin but a turkey baster… I can’t believe ya’ll got so excited ’bout a darn ol’ turkey baster”
The audience will laugh.
Now Oprah has everyone sit back down and she says, “Every year I do my favorite things show and it is so darn hard to keep it a secret. People always are trying to get tickets… and as you know every year I pick a special group of people to be a part of our audience for this very show and this year is no exception. Ya’ll wrote letters and said you were looking into artificial insemination and those electric turkey basters are filled with celebrity SPERM. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Dr. McDreamy, YOU put them on your top ten celebrity men list and we put them in a test tube for you!!!”